im not built for this 9-5 life im built for living in a gothic castle as a vampire

It's amazing how many garbage takes could be avoided with a single Google search.

There are tons of amazing sculptors still working today.

I mean, has the internet already forgotten the hammerhead shark made out of hammerheads?

I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it."

It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay's plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "Yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "Wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!"

It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.

Reiko! 👹⚾🍔🚦

i am not calling twitter fucking x

i unlocked a new kind of insomnia i'm calling "Gobby Night" where my mind constantly replays all of willem dafoe's lines from the sam rami spider-man movies while i'm trying to fall asleep

The evening nap curse

Trying to get some pyramid #head it’s been too silent on this hill